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Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.10 19:51:00 -
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You're a naughty one aren't you...... just the way I like it.. |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.10 23:11:00 -
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Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Too late. *winks at Boom Boom* |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.13 16:37:00 -
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Danica Kaliinen wrote:What was all that moaning last night? I could barely sleep.
I thought that was you moaning.. And I thought I was the reason you could barely sleep!  |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:48:00 -
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whoh! Look, sorry about the eye... but I thought we went over this... I was drunk, really drunk... and I meant to call really...  |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.14 21:39:00 -
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Yes! Finally, a hot chick! Um... yer wearing my eyepatch... and nothing else   |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.18 20:16:00 -
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Winning! |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.19 19:15:00 -
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Those aren't pillows! |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.20 17:42:00 -
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Don't you DARE look at me like that... this is MY bed you're in after all.. now git! |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.20 17:54:00 -
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Thank you ma'am, may I have another?
And don't blame me for being a pirate of all things, including you. I gotta get my booty somehow.. Yarrr!!! |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.20 22:35:00 -
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Ok, Breakfast is.... well hello there. How YOU doin? |
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Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.21 16:56:00 -
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So that's why I have 2 black eyes, your boobs are out of position... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.21 19:23:00 -
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Sheimi Madaveda wrote:What did i have to drink to end up with you? :P
Water.... and I'll go get you a second glass. Hell, after that, I need a glass... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.21 20:02:00 -
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My life is not the kind of life I would want to involve a lovely dame like you, especially with your soft skin and gentle eyes. Not that I think you're fragile at all, because the scratch marks on my back say otherwise. |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.27 14:12:00 -
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Misha, we really do have to stop meeting like this.....wait...no...no we don't.... I'll go get the cuffs. |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.27 15:32:00 -
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Ok, these were actually meant for you but I'll play along... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.27 21:33:00 -
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Wait a minute, Misha said I should expect Surfin... ah well, you're kind of cute in that pirate kind of way.... monocle and all. |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.31 20:41:00 -
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Well hello little lady... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.01.04 21:50:00 -
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I hope I didn't hurt pull those pig tails too hard... they made for good leverage...if you know what i mean... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.01.07 22:25:00 -
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Don't give me that look... from the sounds of it you enjoyed every minute of the past 8 hours |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.01.07 22:43:00 -
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Then next time, wax your own dang chest! It wasn't fun for me either sweetheart...
and another thing.. every minute of the past 8 hours is still 8 hours worth of minutes.... |
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Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.01.08 14:18:00 -
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Miz, Miz, Miz, we finally meet. Uudoo sends his regards, I've got him and his pod gravitied to an asteroid.... and now, you're all mine... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.01.09 22:46:00 -
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Well looky here... aren't you a fiesty one...morning darlin' Coffe? *hands Zoe a cup of espresso*
*stabs Kenneth in the throat with a shiv, Kenneth falls to the floor limp * |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.14 19:26:00 -
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Good morning Ms. Zoe. What is thy bidding my master...
I go well with Coca Cola... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.15 19:41:00 -
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Hello m'lady. I'm surprised you're awake after that "activity" last night. I've never seen someone convulse so much from the enjoyment of said "activity". May I make you some breakfast to re-invigorate your energy dear?
I go well with Coca Cola... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.16 18:53:00 -
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Holy **** what did I do to your face last night! I'm so sorry!
I go well with Coca Cola... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.17 14:00:00 -
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Good morning Ms. Zoe. You were deliciously painful last night... well done dear... well done.
I go well with Coca Cola... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.18 17:01:00 -
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Nice trick there darling. I still don't know how you managed to get my lip ring in your lip without using your hands. That is talent.
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.22 14:22:00 -
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Whoh, you aren't Miz's sister are ya? Cuz that would be awesome!
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.22 14:39:00 -
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*lifts Alice's blouse* Here you are darling..... I told you I preferred gingers....
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.23 23:27:00 -
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Huh?, oh, wow, you have eyes too!!! Didn't notice.
I go well with Quafe... |
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Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.24 17:37:00 -
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There, I showered.... ready for another go'round?
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.28 20:14:00 -
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well, it looks like you didn't need any skill books whatsoever... must be nice to be naturally flexible like that.
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.04 20:18:00 -
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Thank tank top looks good on you. It would look better on the floor though.
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.06 20:12:00 -
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Yes, I'm holding your hair dye hostage, let the glomping and licking begin if you ever want to see your L'Oreal products again! muahahaha!
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.07 14:25:00 -
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Ok, Ok, Alice can have her stuff back.... I'm sorry, it was a poor attempt at getting some loving.
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:23:00 -
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*pouncetackles Calico* Heres your Mc-lovins, *feeds bigmacs to calico*
Thanks for the lovin.... but did it have to be greasy burgers? A glomping sessions would've been sufficient.
Hi Ish....I'm not unconscious and I don't have a black eye... *dodges falcon punch*
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:40:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:*Calico Jack dodges Falcon Punch, falls into the right place to get a swinging kick to the family jewels"
Did it hurt, Jack?
*whinces, and in a high pitched voice...* Momma..... *Falls to the floor*
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.08 17:06:00 -
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Qaidan Alenko wrote:Here... Let me kiss it and make it feel better....
No! *stabs Qaidan Alenko in the throat with a Shiv* Chicks only.
*looks at Graygor* GTFO!
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.11 13:56:00 -
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Really? That's the only look you have after all of those orgasmic convulsions? Can you even walk straight after that?
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.11 16:42:00 -
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Your turn Mistress Misha.... *strattles Misha and pins her to the bed while feeding her Greasy chicken McNuggets* Not so fun is it?
I go well with Quafe... |
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Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.12 14:11:00 -
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*scoops vanilla ice cream onto Misha's tummy, covers it with chocolate syrup and whip cream* My favorite! A human Sundae!!! *nom nom nom nom nom nom*
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.12 14:48:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:*Smacks Calico Jack on the head with a metal bar*
What did WE agree on CANIBALISM? You're a bad boy! I am dissappointed!
*falls unconscious landing with his face down between Ishtanchuk's ( . )( . )'s*
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.12 17:32:00 -
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*wakes up from being unconscious* Huh? Am I dead? Are you an Angel?
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.14 14:16:00 -
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Well you clean up nicely. how did you sleep?
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.14 14:46:00 -
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Delicious as always Mistress.
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.14 22:54:00 -
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Well hello there doll face... you got all dolled up for me? Awww how sweet.... can I interest you in some breakfast before you head out?
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.15 22:52:00 -
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*Hands Zoe her whip* Mistress, your tool..... What is thy bidding?
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.18 15:27:00 -
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*sees Alice gasping for air, and quickly performs mouth to mouth*
I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.20 22:58:00 -
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Well you don't waste any time do you....
I go well with Quafe... |
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